A few updates

The team has been very busy last two weeks. A lot of changes are shaping up the end of the season with healthy winds.

In our last friendly match the Samurais fell horribly under a battering pelusita who gave no mercy and didn't leave a single round to fire. We'd like to remember our fans that pelusita's voodoo dolls are a purely aesthetic item, but we are working with Obama's grandmother who is a shaman to get our hands on some real dolls.

Last week's match was one to enjoy. The Samurais thought GRACIELA1 came onto the pitch with no will to win whatsoever since they weren't gonna make it to the top 4. Surprisingly enough, G1 bursted on the first minutes and scored a swift-handled ball into the net. Alain Welker made a fool out of Rieks-Pedersen with a ball through the pipe line and smackin' him on the buttocks as he flew by past him.

It only made things worse for the defence warriors. 5 minutes after Atilio Iribarne nimbly evaded Moratorio's murderous halberd and lunged the ball into the goal.

14 minutes into the fray, the "Black Devil from the Right", our beloved and almost mythical Enzo Faccio pulled off some sleight of feet and after slipping through enemy lines heel-kicked the ball to start to even up the score. He didn't made the fans wait, since at the next minute Faccio netted the tie in a splendid show of field-awareness, throwing two bricks and building consecutive walls to end up blasting a right-footed shot from the small box.

Vonder Putten's scoring abilities make up for his overall sloppy footwork, a fact G1 knew the hard way when the 3-2 for the away team showed up in the LED panel.

Vonder Putten displayed some Nico Rotundo's-kinda magic when after dodging 2 bloodstained shins made up the 4-2 for the Samurais. Things went downhill for G1, getting people injured and getting owned in general.

The Samurais are already setting their eyes on the next season, easily claiming a solid 2nd place in VI.536. With 2 more matches to go, the lads are playing as cool as ever but never letting their guard down. We are eagerly awating tonight's match against talleres f.c, our fans are dead sure we're gonna win, and we love to please our fans.

Friendly match or rekindling of the rivalry?

In just a few hours we'll be pitting against pelusita on a friendly match they most happily agreed to play. The Ronins (or simply put, our B squad) will give the shogun's advocates a nice match to spectate from the terraces.

Meanwhile, coach Lambetain takes this instance as a sparring match to polish some edges and cement some players on the field.

Will this be a match to remember?

Absolutely not.

Entry fees are half the price for non-members and free for members of the club. Minors under 12 won't pay ticket. Be sure to pay visit to our gift shop for nice discounts on ashtrays, cutlery and pelusitaFC's players' voodoo dolls.

Another egg in the basket

12075 fiery souls showed up for the first of the last 4 matches of the season at the Ken Watanabe Arena last sunday night.

Samurais took on Los KA with a totally mind-driven game, playing creatively all across the midfield, with wingers flying madly throughout the side lanes and crossing venomous passes through land and sky. The team had no shame about last week's defeat and even gave no mercy to Los KA.

Defence played a key role imposing against the frail opposing striker's attitude towards attacking. Like little sissy girls throwing peantus to a tiger, KA's offensive line fell under the mighty defending pressence of the Samurais.

Despite this fact, ball possession in the first half went equal both ways. It was clear that the mental worning out of the team translated onto their bodies. Coach Lambetain gave a memorable speech during half time:

"What's this?"

- A ball.

"What is it made of?"

- Leather.

"Where does leather come from?"

- The cow.

"Where does the cow live?"

- In a field.

"What's in a field?"

- Grass.

"What does the cow eat?"

- Grass.

"Well then, we'll give it [the ball] grass, right? Ok, Faccio, give me a boot. Then, this is a ball, what is *this*?"

- A boot.

"What is it made of?"

- Leather.

"Where does leather come from?"

- From the cow.

"WRONG. This is MALE. This comes from the bull. If this [the ball] is femenine, the cow, and the boot is male, the bull, then this is what matters: let's assume this is the female, the cow, let's call it "she". To make her fall for us, to seduce her, we have to be aware of the rival, who's also trying to seduce her, and he has virtues like being powerful, well protected, have a lot of money and have a massive dick danging between his legs. What do we have to offer? We are very masculine, have great looks and intelligence. And a big hairy nutsack scourting our titanic rod. Now, once the ref blows, SHE, the queen, will be battled for between us. By attributes, she's gonna want to end up with him, but what do we have to do? Just kick him on the groin and steal her from his arms (or feet). Once we have her, we seduce her, we treat her gently, we take good care of her. She's gonna be totally moved by it, overwhelmed, and she's gonna take us to her bed and blow the shit out of our cock. And do you know where's her bed? At the end of the net."

Moments later the janitor said it was the same speech Carrasco once gave to River Plate.

It didn't matter. The lads were totally touched and blitzkrieging inside. It was their moment and they seized it with a superior ball possession during second half.

Fans were going bananas over the team, and the team answered the call by netting 2 more goals.

It was a great sunday for us all.

A loss is a winning

Last night was the big night, the most important match of the season for both teams. pelusitaFC popped onto the arena with 9 victories under its belt against a strong challenger with a samurai look on its face.

Good weather conditions sure put some pressure onto the Powerful samurais, which were less than few, but enough for pelusita's strikers to break the defence with titanic strides.

First half met both teams in an incredible show of raw talent and pure determination. While overscored, the Samurais never backed down against the monstrous defence line pelusita displayed, only matched by its fearsome counterattacks.

Our newly added keeper, Giuseppe Chirio, the Italian Falcon, made spectacular saves throughout the match, while the hot-spurred midfielder, Agustín Aroztegui, didn't fullfill the expectations the trainer had.

Samurais couldn't keep up with pelusita, with an overall sloppy performance but still managed to keep it together throughout the game, without giving away more than 57% ball possession.

The team had a long talk after the game, where our values as a team, but more importantly, as a human group, were deeply delved and positive attitude enlightened the team spirit once again. With only 4 matches ahead, fans hope for the best and the players show themselves very confident in remaining as runner-ups in the league.

Next week the Samurais will face Los KA, one of the newcomers in Hattrick, who even with rough training and trainees are accomplishing a solid third place in the series.

We'd like to give shoutouts to GLM, who were unfortunately defeated 2-1 last sunday. Keep up the good work!

Big match!

White Samurais F.C. is a team who's been battling for the league vanguard since its inception nearly six months ago.

As the team progressed, it met it's match: pelusita FC, the toughest team in the league, which with 9 matches played and 9 straight victories shows proof of the power the team has.

Samurais has definitely evolved since its birth and today, at around 9.30 p.m. uruguayan time, the team will face it's archnemesis once again, ready to make a comeback from the 1-7 outcome of the Old Trafford derby on week 5.

With new additions to the team making their worth last friendly match against our beloved friend team from abroad, Golden Little Mask, aside from deploying a couple of new tactics, we'll sure give pelusita a hard match. Statistics don't show us as favourites, nor our fans will harshly take on a defeat.

As we say at Samurais: "Every match is a final."

And now it's as true as it can be.