domingo, 28 de marzo de 2010

A few updates

The team has been very busy last two weeks. A lot of changes are shaping up the end of the season with healthy winds.

In our last friendly match the Samurais fell horribly under a battering pelusita who gave no mercy and didn't leave a single round to fire. We'd like to remember our fans that pelusita's voodoo dolls are a purely aesthetic item, but we are working with Obama's grandmother who is a shaman to get our hands on some real dolls.

Last week's match was one to enjoy. The Samurais thought GRACIELA1 came onto the pitch with no will to win whatsoever since they weren't gonna make it to the top 4. Surprisingly enough, G1 bursted on the first minutes and scored a swift-handled ball into the net. Alain Welker made a fool out of Rieks-Pedersen with a ball through the pipe line and smackin' him on the buttocks as he flew by past him.

It only made things worse for the defence warriors. 5 minutes after Atilio Iribarne nimbly evaded Moratorio's murderous halberd and lunged the ball into the goal.

14 minutes into the fray, the "Black Devil from the Right", our beloved and almost mythical Enzo Faccio pulled off some sleight of feet and after slipping through enemy lines heel-kicked the ball to start to even up the score. He didn't made the fans wait, since at the next minute Faccio netted the tie in a splendid show of field-awareness, throwing two bricks and building consecutive walls to end up blasting a right-footed shot from the small box.

Vonder Putten's scoring abilities make up for his overall sloppy footwork, a fact G1 knew the hard way when the 3-2 for the away team showed up in the LED panel.

Vonder Putten displayed some Nico Rotundo's-kinda magic when after dodging 2 bloodstained shins made up the 4-2 for the Samurais. Things went downhill for G1, getting people injured and getting owned in general.

The Samurais are already setting their eyes on the next season, easily claiming a solid 2nd place in VI.536. With 2 more matches to go, the lads are playing as cool as ever but never letting their guard down. We are eagerly awating tonight's match against talleres f.c, our fans are dead sure we're gonna win, and we love to please our fans.

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